December 2011
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WatchWatch
gemb0ii: OMG I’m still laughing!
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"Are you Chinese or Asian?" →
totally-relatable: That’s like saying “Are you Mexican or Hispanic?”
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When People are about to fight,
julieebaybee: 1. You have the instegator 2. The hype man 3. The Crowd 4. The Fighters 5. The Cryers 6. Then Me LMFAO.
Dec 28th
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When no one says "bless you" after you sneeze.
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child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
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Too sweet not to reblog.
Girl: Babe I dont think I can sleep.
Boy: Why baby?
Girl: I don't know. I need your boring voice to put me to sleep. Wanna tell me a story? Hehehe.
Boy: Hahah, you're lucky that you're cute. How about I read you Dear John.
Girl: Sounds perfect.
- Boy reads Dear John-
- 15 minutes later-
Girl: *snores*
Boy: Babe?
Girl: *snores*
Boy: Hahaha, you always knock out within 15 minutes. Your snores are cute. Babe, I really love you. I really do. Sometimes I might show that I dont give a fuck. But I do. I never want to lose you. I know it's cheesy, but this is how I feel. This is REAL. I know I'm not the best thing out there, but I'm trying to be one of your best ever. Thank you babe, thank you for choosing a messed up guy like me to be your boyfriend. Thank you for being mine. I honestly can't see myself with anyone else but you babe. I know I say I love you too many times, but each time I say it, my feeling grows more & more for you. Thanks for listening babe. I'll still be on the phone if you need anything. Goodnight babe & sweet dreams. I won't let the bed bugs bite you.
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Dear annoyed boyfriends,
gemb0ii: If it’s starting to bother you on how much your girl is getting involved with your life, don’t sweat it, think about it this way. You should be more scared if she didn’t give a shit over the things you do. She’s only doing what girls do when they’re in love. Otherwise, she’s either using you or doesn’t have feelings anymore. Just saying it’s a sign of affection, it just shows how much...
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I Talk Like This 'Cause I Can Back It Up.: 2011... →
kwidine: Day 1: What has been your most memorable moment in 2011? Day 2: How much have you changed overall in 2011? Day 3: A person who has impacted your life in some way this year. Day 4: Something you’ve learned this year. Day 5: Describe an adventure you had this year. Day…
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