February 2012
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Pizza Planet Truck
dianadiaz1201: lolthefunniest: Toy Story: Toy Story 2: Toy Story 3: Bugs Life: Monsters Inc: Finding Nemo: Cars: Ratatouille: WALL-E: UP: They do this with a lot of stuff other character hidden cameos in movies… like: lotso and the luxo jr ball in up jack jack with the luxo jr ball in the incredibles boo with nemo. jessie from toy story is on the table and...
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Trying To Get Someones Attention...
kangbin: Expectation Reality
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Conversation with God
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the Lord. Isaiah 55_8
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If I cry over you, I actually give a fuck about...
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Guys that can dress: 10x more attractive.
Guys that know how to make me laugh: 923847x more attractive.
Guys that buy me food: 903325230985294873x more attractive:
When that guy has an amazing personality: Priceless.
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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My...
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That awkward moment when someone slaps you and you...
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You know Squidward did it better than Nicki.
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